A.B. July 5th is my favorite day of the year. It’s like firework Christmas on Youtube. Just page after page of idiots blowing off their fingers (vid #2) and lighting bottle rockets out their asses. Call me heartless. But last night when I watched the Hyannis fireworks from the safety of a deck miles away, I felt like Ralphie on Christmas Eve waiting to unwrap his Red Rider BB gun.
Enjoy.
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Bonus:
“You lit the field on fire!”
Bonus:
Firework microwave bomb.
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