Texting Codes For Senior Citizens

A.B. My grandpa is the king of chain emails. Every morning I wake up to at least 5 emails from him. For a long time, like the rest of my family, I would read the titles and then hit delete.

But then I realized that deleting a message just because chain emails haven’t been cool since ‘Nam was a stupid reason to not at least peak inside…Once that happened, the flood gates opened.

So for the latest installment of Chain email from Gramps - sit back and enjoy:

“Young  people have theirs, now Seniors have their own texting codes

*ATD – At the Doctor’s

*BFF – Best Friends Funeral

*BTW – Bring the Wheelchair

*BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth

*CBM – Covered by Medicare

*CUATSC – See You at the Senior Center

*DWI – Driving While Incontinent

*FWIW – Forgot Where I Was

*GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

*GHA – Got Heartburn Again

*HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement

*LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Out

*LOL- Living on Lipitor

*OMSG – Oh My! Sorry, Gas

*TOT- Texting on Toilet

*WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?”

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