The Best Boston Bruins Rant Ever

A.B. Unedited, unabridged & undeniably the funniest/craziest/best Boston Bruins rant of all time:

(courtesy of anonymous facebook Bostonian)

“Tonight, there must be justice. We must beat this team because our game is righteous. We have more character, more discipline and more class. Tonight is not about avoiding elimination, it’s about earning what is rightfully ours. Please kill this team. Choke the life from their bodies and bury their souls below the garden floor so that game 7 reeks of death. There must be justice.

Go Bruins.”

Cue the Claude Dance:

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About the author

Bro Juneau is the owner & founder of The Awesome Boston. He graduated from UNH with a degree in Journalism and currently lives in South Boston with his fiance, dog & cat.

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