A.B. Something tells me that this dude could be a superhero in training. If this were a movie about his evolution into Kangaroo Man, this would be part of the montage where he learns to harness his extraordinary abilities. Bounding through crosswalks at light speed confusing everyone around him… until he gets hit by a bus.
Sidenote – The dude with the briefcase looking back is priceless. Absolute Youtube gold.